Prom

Prom is supposed to be a fun time with no worries but no not when you are hosting it. I am hosting and it sucks! Nobody tried to help me and when they didn't help me and when I made the plans I was told I made the wrong plans. Then they invite people that I specifically said I didn't want them there. Since they were the one who invited this girl I told my friend she had to be the one who tells her she isn't invited to sleepover, but my friend keeps saying she doesn't want to. You invited her she's your responsibility! Anyway so prom happened yesterday my dress looked gorgeous, but as we left the restaurant we ate at my zipper busted open so we made an emergency run to my friends house where we pinned it shut. We went to prom where I got to see basically all the guys I used to have "things" with there with their dates while I was all alone. When mine and my friends jam "Talk Dirty" came on one of my best girlfriends and I danced "dirty", so all the boys that didn't ask me missed out on seeing that. I got asked to slow dance by the guy who tried to ask me to homecoming this year the day after the guy I was dating at the time asked me, and we literally hadn't talked since he asked me, so that was kinda awkward. The hypnotist we had at post prom was AMAZING. And that's a brief synopsis of my prom!
Xoxo Megan

Me in the car before prom

My dress & hair

All the girls

Annoying things boys do

Let's talk about annoying things boys do

1. They sag their mother fucking pants! like what is that!!!!!! YOU AIN'T NO THUG

2. They complain about their fast metabolism in front of girls without one. If you're gonna do that I will punch you. Just shut up now.

3. They do that thing where they talk to you once and they say everything right so you fall like instantly for some reason! Like what? Teach me your mind tricks!

4. They say gross things all the time!!!! Stooppppppp I don't care about the perverted things you think about

5. They are always violent for no reason. Whaaaaa?

6. They get their man period and won't admit they are being pissy!

7. They ignore you around their friends thinking they look cool. News Flash you look like a douche

8. They just stop talking to you out of the blue right after calling you cute and shit. Assholes

9. They never think of cute shit to do on their own they always need help

10. Lastly they belch. Like I burp but they take it to another level of nasty.