Sorry

This is me formally apologizing for not posting in forever. As well as other terrible things I have done.
I'm sorry if I ever called you a mean name.
I'm sorry if I ever made you feel bad about yourself.
I'm sorry if I ever made you worry.
I'm sorry if my depression has affected you.
I'm sorry if my self harm scared you.
I'm sorry if anything I've done has offended you.
I'm sorry if you hate this post but I need to get these out.
I'm sorry if I've ever turned you down.
I'm sorry if I've broken your heart.
I'm sorry that I can't be perfect.
I'm sorry if I've ever made you feel inadequate.
I'm sorry if I've made you feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry that I can't control how shitty things turn out.
I'm sorry if we are close and I never told you I was depressed.
I'm sorry if you were ever scared to lose me.
I'm sorry if you feel like you did lose me.
I'm just sorry for anything I've ever done that has caused harm to any of you.
And I'm sorry this post isn't funny. Like this if you think I should start a youtube channel... I'm considering it...
xoxo Megan

Annoying things boys do

Let's talk about annoying things boys do

1. They sag their mother fucking pants! like what is that!!!!!! YOU AIN'T NO THUG

2. They complain about their fast metabolism in front of girls without one. If you're gonna do that I will punch you. Just shut up now.

3. They do that thing where they talk to you once and they say everything right so you fall like instantly for some reason! Like what? Teach me your mind tricks!

4. They say gross things all the time!!!! Stooppppppp I don't care about the perverted things you think about

5. They are always violent for no reason. Whaaaaa?

6. They get their man period and won't admit they are being pissy!

7. They ignore you around their friends thinking they look cool. News Flash you look like a douche

8. They just stop talking to you out of the blue right after calling you cute and shit. Assholes

9. They never think of cute shit to do on their own they always need help

10. Lastly they belch. Like I burp but they take it to another level of nasty.

Super Bowl!

 It's super bowl sunday bitches!!!! And I am pumped more for the food because my team isn't playing... Stupid bears not winning lol so yay food. Broncos Seahawks who are you rooting for???
Xoxo Megan